There once was a fellow named Sam. Who wished Thanksgiving dinner was ham. Suggesting this change, Soon got him estranged. So he went home alone and ate spam. Sam just had to be different, didn’t he?
Tag Archives: Humor
Thursday Limerick: The Neon Saint
An artist once used neon paint, To complete a portrait of a saint. It was put on display, But soon taken away, When the cantor filed a complaint.
Short Story: Osa and the Rug Demon
Osa is back by popular demand. Read her previous stories here: Osa and the Food Gods Osa and the Bald One Happy Halloween! “The demon that gripped me was pale,” Nutmeg the guinea pig began. “White from the neckdown, but his hands were a cold blue like ice. He enclosed me in a towel, soContinue reading “Short Story: Osa and the Rug Demon”
Thursday Limerick: Stoat Coat
A woman whose name was Irene. Behaved as if she was a queen. She wore a coat, Made from hair of a stoat, Which made all her fellows turn green. …It made her look dashing and lean? …Environmentalists thought it was mean? …The stoats thought that it was obscene? Pick your ending. I’m out!
Thursday Limerick: Pet Recommendations
If you think that you want a pet, But don’t know what kind you should get, Birds, cats, and mice, Are all very nice. Venomous snakes you are bound to regret. Follow me for more helpful advice:
Thursday Limerick: Culture Bug
There once was a well cultured ant. Who liked Van Gogh and Rembrandt. To the museum she went, And though long hours spent, Found it unbearably scant.
Thursday Limerick: Dan is Awesome
When a sea lion needed some help, Constructing a house made of kelp. A contractor named Dan, Helped him realize his plan. And was hence reviewed fondly on Yelp. Five Stars: Called 15 places trying to find someone to help me with this project. Dan was the only one willing to build under water. HeContinue reading “Thursday Limerick: Dan is Awesome”
The Uncontroversial Controversy
Some people have foot conditions that require them to stick their feet in their podiatrist’s face for exams. Educate yourself before making harmful comments like this.
Thursday Limerick: Raccoon Platoon
A sneaky and cunning raccoon, Stole some trash mid afternoon. Exceptionally keen, The raccoon was not seen, And escaped to his waiting platoon.
Thursday Limerick: The Cowardly Hare
There once was a cowardly hare, Who decided to go to the fair. A small Ferris wheel, Made him tremble and squeal, And frightened him beyond repair.
The Fables of Para Sympan 