When a sea lion needed some help, Constructing a house made of kelp. A contractor named Dan, Helped him realize his plan. And was hence reviewed fondly on Yelp.
Five Stars: Called 15 places trying to find someone to help me with this project. Dan was the only one willing to build under water. He returned my calls promptly, showed up on time, and was not even slightly phased by me being a sea lion.
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