poetry – The Fables of Para Sympan

Guessing he saw an ad for this on his FaceBook feed? There once was a hello named Phil, Who took

Thursday Limerick: Why do I grow vegetables?

A sneaky vegetable thief, Is gobbling every leaf. I suspect, and I fear, It’s a ravenous deer, Filling my days

That never-ending Zoom, Was filling Jo’s workday with gloom. She was filled with despair, Wondering why she was there, and

It’s hard to walk upright on your tail fins. Patience is appreciated. There once was a land roaming fish, Who

If health you wish to renew, You shouldn’t be eating fondue. It will taste so good, You’ll eat more than

Don’t mock owls, especially if you are lower on the food chain. There once was a featherless owl. Who was

There once was a paranoid chicken. Conspiracies made his heart quicken. Though the goats and the swine, Told him things

Seriously, do you know what they are capable of? A delinquent who called himself Hue, Tried to murder an innocent

A poem from the heart: No wise man would willingly choose, To spend quarantine watching the news. When hosts and