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Thursday Limerick: The Plants that Won’t Die

When he began in the spring, The gardener felt like a king. Then the dandelions grew, Tore the garden in two, And he couldn’t do a darn thing.

Posted byKaty CampbellJuly 21, 2022Posted inHumor, poetryTags:dandelions, Funny, funny poems, gardening, Humor, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: The Plants that Won’t Die

Thursday Limerick: Why do I grow vegetables?

A sneaky vegetable thief, Is gobbling every leaf. I suspect, and I fear, It’s a ravenous deer, Filling my days up with grief. Sure. Those peas were totally for you. Help your freakin’ self.

Posted byKaty CampbellJuly 16, 2020July 15, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:deer, frusteration, Funny, gardening, limerick, pests, poetry, vegetablesLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Why do I grow vegetables?

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