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Thursday Limerick: More on Company Meetings

Andrew was stuck in a meeting. That was nothing but but endless repeating. He attempted to stay, But did not have all day. So he ended up just retreating.

Posted byKaty CampbellFebruary 25, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:day job, funny poems, limerick, Meetings, team meetings, work, zoom meetingsLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: More on Company Meetings

Thursday Limerick: Seattle

An oppressive and unceasing rain, Was driving this writer insane. Though she chose this battle, When she moved to Seattle, It’s not something she’d do again.

Posted byKaty CampbellFebruary 18, 2021Posted inHumor, poetryTags:funny poems, limerick, poetry, rain, seattleLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Seattle

Thursday Limerick: Overpriced Latte

An octopus needing some tea, Ventured away from the sea. But the price of a chai, Was four dollars too high, So she went home and made some for free.

Posted byKaty CampbellFebruary 11, 2021February 10, 2021Posted inanimals, Humor, poetryTags:chai, expensive lattes, funny poems, latte, limerick, teaLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Overpriced Latte

Thursday Limerick: California Surprise

Work left Darsh no time to rest. He decided to take a plane west. For California he pined, To relax and unwind, But the tourist tax left him more stressed.

Posted byKaty CampbellJanuary 28, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:california, Funny, limerick, poetry, tourismLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: California Surprise

Thursday Limerick: Over Reaction

There once was a fellow named Pete. Who was religiously neat. When a visitor cruised, Inside wearing shoes, The germaphobe cut off his feet. Really, Pete, you could have asked politely.

Posted byKaty CampbellJanuary 21, 2021January 20, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Clean, funny poem, germaphobe, limerickLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Over Reaction

Thursday Limerick: Inconsistent Courage

A terrier covered in flour, Refused to step into the shower. A burglar he’d fight, The mailman he’d bite. But from water he’d run off and cower.

Posted byKaty CampbellJanuary 7, 2021January 6, 2021Posted inanimals, Humor, poetryTags:Dogs, funny poems, limerick, poetry, terrierLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Inconsistent Courage

Thursday Limerick: Don’t Mess with Santa!

Bill was both cruel and naive. And stayed up all night Christmas Eve. His cunning plan, was to catch the fat man. But Bill’s family was destined to grieve.

Posted byKaty CampbellDecember 24, 2020December 23, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Christmas eve, funny poems, holiday, Humor, limerick, poem, santaLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Don’t Mess with Santa!

Thursday Limerick: Christmas Cat

Enthralled by your Christmas tree, Your cat will set ornaments free. She’ll bat and she’ll tug, Until the tree hits the rug, And destruction will fill her with glee.

Posted byKaty CampbellDecember 3, 2020December 2, 2020Posted inHumor, poetryTags:cats, Christmas, Funny, holidays, Humor, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Christmas Cat

Thursday Limerick: Fly Pie

It’s amazing what frog aristocrats will spend for fly pies. There once was a gecko named Stan. Who came up with a lucrative plan. He caught him some flies, Which he baked into pies, Then sold to a wealthy frog-man.

Posted byKaty CampbellNovember 19, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:animals, Fable, Humor, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Fly Pie

Thursday Limerick: Some Horses are Jerks

There once was a conquering horse, Who took someone’s pasture by force. But through God’s saving grace, He relinquished the place, And left full of pain and remorse.

Posted byKaty CampbellNovember 12, 2020November 11, 2020Posted inanimals, Humor, poetry, UncategorizedTags:animals, Funny, funny poem, horse, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Some Horses are Jerks

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