Katy Campbell

Thursday Limerick: Halloween

There once was a fellow named Paul. Scary posters covered his hall. He was so very keen, On getting to

There was a mischievous hare. Who hoped to give someone a scare. He jumped out and yelled “BOO!” Then he

The Council had the idea that science was a kind of magic that could both instantly solve any problem and backup any claim they chose to make.

There once was an insolent bird. Who said things that were rude and absurd. For a job, he applied, But

Amar simply couldn’t survive, Making spreadsheets each day nine to five. From work so mundane, He resolved to abstain. So

With tangled cords, Kevin fought. (His earbuds were tied in a knot.) When his efforts failed, He screamed and he

There once was a drunken crab. A crow’s ale, he wanted to nab. With an angry caw, The bird ripped

This story is 90% true. Before going to the altar, Joe did everything he could to prepare for his marriage.

Guessing he saw an ad for this on his FaceBook feed? There once was a hello named Phil, Who took