Katy Campbell

Thursday Limerick: Clumsy Fish

It’s hard to walk upright on your tail fins. Patience is appreciated. There once was a land roaming fish, Who

If health you wish to renew, You shouldn’t be eating fondue. It will taste so good, You’ll eat more than

Don’t mock owls, especially if you are lower on the food chain. There once was a featherless owl. Who was

If an unverified internet source, Suggests you enroll in a course. This must be ignored, Or you will be floored,

There once was a paranoid chicken. Conspiracies made his heart quicken. Though the goats and the swine, Told him things

Seriously, do you know what they are capable of? A delinquent who called himself Hue, Tried to murder an innocent

There once was a covetous duck, Who longed for his neighbor’s new truck. With intention to take, He released the

A poem from the heart: No wise man would willingly choose, To spend quarantine watching the news. When hosts and

There once was an arrogant snake, Who thought he could make no mistake. But when he ran and won, And

The Thursday limerick has returned! Hope you enjoy this five verse cultural commentary: There was a philosophy grad, Who insisted