A fish was unusually bold. So into college he enrolled. The sight of a bass, In an algebra class, Was certainly one to behold.
There once was a fellow named Bill, A cookie he’d fight for and kill. He was so filled with hate, He stole from Santa’s plate, And what he got for Christmas was nil.
A fur tree of towering height, Decorated with ornaments bright, Fell near the cat, Almost knocking him flat, And gave him a horrible fright.
In the aquarium in Atlanta, Resided a ravenous manta. He wanted more fish, To add to his dish, So he wrote a letter to Santa. There are like two words that rhyme with “Santa” but by an amazing stroke of luck, there is an aquarium with manta rays in Georgia.
Insisting that she was the boss, Of making the cranberry sauce, Darlene picked a fight, And was up half the night, Being disgruntled and cross. Between you and me, I like the canned stuff. Yes, that stuff that’s unnaturally red and keeps the shape of the can when you dump it. Delicious! Bonus! Here isContinue reading “Thursday Limerick: Don’t Be Darlene”
There once was a fellow named Sam. Who wished Thanksgiving dinner was ham. Suggesting this change, Soon got him estranged. So he went home alone and ate spam. Sam just had to be different, didn’t he?
An artist once used neon paint, To complete a portrait of a saint. It was put on display, But soon taken away, When the cantor filed a complaint.
A fellow, angry and cruel, Challenged an Amish man to a duel. With words witty and tight, The Amish man chose to fight. His antagonist looked like a fool.
If you think that you want a pet, But don’t know what kind you should get, Birds, cats, and mice, Are all very nice. Venomous snakes you are bound to regret. Follow me for more helpful advice:
There once was a well cultured ant. Who liked Van Gogh and Rembrandt. To the museum she went, And though long hours spent, Found it unbearably scant.