funny poems – The Fables of Para Sympan

Thursday Limerick: Halloween

There once was a fellow named Paul. Scary posters covered his hall. He was so very keen, On getting to

There was a mischievous hare. Who hoped to give someone a scare. He jumped out and yelled “BOO!” Then he

There once was an insolent bird. Who said things that were rude and absurd. For a job, he applied, But

There once was a drunken crab. A crow’s ale, he wanted to nab. With an angry caw, The bird ripped

Guessing he saw an ad for this on his FaceBook feed? There once was a hello named Phil, Who took

That never-ending Zoom, Was filling Jo’s workday with gloom. She was filled with despair, Wondering why she was there, and

It’s hard to walk upright on your tail fins. Patience is appreciated. There once was a land roaming fish, Who

Don’t mock owls, especially if you are lower on the food chain. There once was a featherless owl. Who was

There once was a paranoid chicken. Conspiracies made his heart quicken. Though the goats and the swine, Told him things