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Thursday Limerick: The Skunk

When a skunk wanted to be alone, He put on some smelly cologne. While this rancid perfume, Did clear out the room, It’s not something I can condone.

Posted byKaty CampbellMarch 17, 2022March 17, 2022Posted inpoetry, UncategorizedTags:animals, Funny, funny poems, Humor, limerick, poetry, skunkLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: The Skunk

Thursday Limerick: Fishy Classmate

A fish was unusually bold. So into college he enrolled. The sight of a bass, In an algebra class, Was certainly one to behold.

Posted byKaty CampbellJanuary 6, 2022January 5, 2022Posted inpoetryTags:animals, bass, college, Fish, Funny, funny poems, Humor, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Fishy Classmate

Thursday Limerick: Pet Recommendations

If you think that you want a pet, But don’t know what kind you should get, Birds, cats, and mice, Are all very nice. Venomous snakes you are bound to regret. Follow me for more helpful advice:

Posted byKaty CampbellOctober 21, 2021October 20, 2021Posted inanimals, Humor, poetryTags:animals, Funny, funny poems, Humor, limerick, pet advice, pet recomendations, Pets, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Pet Recommendations

Thursday Limerick: Fly Pie

It’s amazing what frog aristocrats will spend for fly pies. There once was a gecko named Stan. Who came up with a lucrative plan. He caught him some flies, Which he baked into pies, Then sold to a wealthy frog-man.

Posted byKaty CampbellNovember 19, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:animals, Fable, Humor, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Fly Pie

Thursday Limerick: Some Horses are Jerks

There once was a conquering horse, Who took someone’s pasture by force. But through God’s saving grace, He relinquished the place, And left full of pain and remorse.

Posted byKaty CampbellNovember 12, 2020November 11, 2020Posted inanimals, Humor, poetry, UncategorizedTags:animals, Funny, funny poem, horse, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Some Horses are Jerks

Thursday Limerick: Shopping Spree

We all get carried away sometimes, especially when in quarantine. There once was a clothes-wearing grouse, Who needed to buy a new blouse. But with a great deal of glee, She went on a spree, And could not fit her clothes in her house.

Posted byKaty CampbellOctober 1, 2020September 30, 2020Posted inanimals, Fable, Humor, poetryTags:animals, birds, Funny, grouse, limerick, poetry, shoppingLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Shopping Spree

Thursday Limerick: Look Before You Leap

There was a mischievous hare. Who hoped to give someone a scare. He jumped out and yelled “BOO!” Then he startled and flew, For the creature he pranked was a bear.

Posted byKaty CampbellSeptember 10, 2020September 9, 2020Posted inFable, Humor, poetry, UncategorizedTags:animals, fables, Funny, funny poems, limerick, moralofthestory, morals, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Look Before You Leap

Thursday Limerick: Insolent Bird

There once was an insolent bird. Who said things that were rude and absurd. For a job, he applied, But was promptly denied, For the manager had overheard. I dread to think what his social media looks like.

Posted byKaty CampbellSeptember 3, 2020September 2, 2020Posted inpoetryTags:animals, Funny, funny poems, jobs, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Insolent Bird

Thursday Limerick: Drunken Crab

There once was a drunken crab. A crow’s ale, he wanted to nab. With an angry caw, The bird ripped off his claw, And the crustacean was sent to rehab. Sometimes it takes an extreme incident to convince someone to get help.

Posted byKaty CampbellAugust 13, 2020August 12, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:animals, crab, crow, Funny, funny poems, limerick, poetryLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Drunken Crab

Thursday Limerick: The Squirrel

Posted byKaty CampbellAugust 6, 2020Posted inanimals, Humor, poetry, UncategorizedTags:animals, Funny, funny poems, limerick, Pets, physical therapy, poetry, SquirrelLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: The Squirrel

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