A sleepy and ravenous bear, Noticed a can sitting there. Wanting a snack, He went to unpack, Though the humans did scream, yell, and swear.
This is a true story. A bear dumped my garbage this week. We caught him on our security camera.
The next morning, I went out to clean up the trash he had spread all over the yard. I noticed that he had licked the yogurt tubs clean and eaten a whole bag of moldy bagels.
It was the cutest and the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.
The Fables of Para Sympan 
We typically go camping in late August at a popular campground. On one of our trips, a bear came in and did a dumpster dive. He came out with an empty bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken on his head! If we had a clearer photo, I’m sure KFC folks would have loved to use it for promotional purposes!
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I mean, who doesn’t love KFC? 😀
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