A sleepy and ravenous bear, Noticed a can sitting there. Wanting a snack, He went to unpack, Though the humans did scream, yell, and swear.
This is a true story. A bear dumped my garbage this week. We caught him on our security camera.
The next morning, I went out to clean up the trash he had spread all over the yard. I noticed that he had licked the yogurt tubs clean and eaten a whole bag of moldy bagels.
It was the cutest and the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.