Don’t mock owls, especially if you are lower on the food chain. There once was a featherless owl. Who was
There once was an arrogant snake, Who thought he could make no mistake. But when he ran and won, And
“Samantha, please unlock the door,” Karen repeated, raising her voice slightly so Samantha could hear.
“I’m sorry, Karen,” Samantha answered. “But I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
Osa didn’t understand Human the way that Tango did, but she knew a few words here and there.
For instance, she knew “¡Osa Mala!” meant “You have sinned against the gods”.
“¡No coma eso!” was what Juan usually shouted before prying her mouth open. It probably meant “You must offer me a piece of your food in reparation for this sin.”
The food gods were called Juan and Kimberly Rodriguez. They were benevolent gods. At least Osa thought so. Osa was
There are three things every fairy needs to remember when trying to help a human: Stepmothers are always evil. Marriage
Everyone knows that witches like to eat children. Hazel and Thistle were no different. They were sisters who lived together
There once was a literate frog, Who decided to start his own blog. Posts on how to baste flies, And
He had a strict routine for irritating people. He would begin his day going into one stall in every restroom across the terminal and shredding an entire roll of toilet paper.
Alexander made a mark on the wall every morning, counting the days of his captivity. The more scratches he made, the more he longed for human companionship.