The season of pumpkins is near, And my husband is bursting with cheer. He is eager to see, Spooks and gore on TV. I'll grab a book and disappear.
I’ve thwarted his every attempt to get me into horror.
Okay, I watched like one scary movie once.
Maybe two, but nothing too gory.
Maybe just a little gory. No zombies though. I hate zombies.
Except for Sean of the Dead. That’s a parody though, does it even count?