Thursday Limerick: Stoat Coat

A woman whose name was Irene. 
Behaved as if she was a queen. 
She wore a coat, 
Made from hair of a stoat,
Which made all her fellows turn green.

...It made her look dashing and lean?
...Environmentalists thought it was mean?
...The stoats thought that it was obscene?

Pick your ending. I'm out!