Happy Thursday. Here is a random limerick: Developing software is tough, And Susan had quite enough, So she changed up her code, made the server explode, And was pleased with her blatant rebuff.
He had a strict routine for irritating people. He would begin his day going into one stall in every restroom across the terminal and shredding an entire roll of toilet paper.
Happy 4th Folks! Wanted to give you all a quick update. On July 7th, I will be publishing my next short story as planned. Then I am going to take a summer break until Oct. 7th (when I will post my Halloween story). What will I be doing in August and September? A couple ofContinue reading “Updates and FYIs”
I combined all my Alexander stories into a novella which you can download for the e-reader of your choice here: https://dl.bookfunnel.com/9gsbxx8d5n Happy reading, everyone!
Alexander made a mark on the wall every morning, counting the days of his captivity. The more scratches he made, the more he longed for human companionship.
Alexander thought back to the day they parted ways. They held each other for such a long time that Filbert and Florian had to pull them apart, scolding them, and telling them that they had been married too long to be so much in love.
STOP! Don’t read this until you’ve read: How to Kill a King How to Avoid Assassination How to Bond with Barbarians Are you all caught up? Okay, you now have my permission to proceed. (Not that you need my permission. I’m not your mom or anything. I just don’t want you to be confused.) “Let’sContinue reading “How to Fight a Fairy Part 1”
So, I’ll be posting the finale of my Alexander series in two parts. I’ll publish part one tomorrow and part two on June 7th. The reason for this is because: Katy’s PR department: “Two part finales are in! All the cool kids are doing two part finales!” The actual reason: Katy needs more time toContinue reading “Two Part Finale!”
Getting kidnapped by a princess was the pinnacle of humiliation.
STOP! This story won’t make much sense unless you’ve read How to Kill a King. It might not make sense after that either. But then, do any of my stories make sense? Other stories referenced, but not essential to your understanding: Scott the CEO Elves vs Elves Now where was I? Para Sympan, Middle Ages, SoutheasternContinue reading “How to Avoid Assassination”