Thursday Limerick: The Natureless Lawn

There was a landscaper named Shawn, 
Who cherished his beautiful lawn. 
The sprawling green rug, 
Made him feel pretty smug.
Though any semblance of nature was gone. 

What’s a dandelion or two?

There might be more than two on my lawn…

Actually, I don’t really have a lawn, I have dandelions and dirt.

Is this poem intended to promote conservation? Or is it just me trying to make myself feel better because I seriously need to catch up on yard work?

Send help. I’m having a crisis of morality!!!

Published by Katy Campbell

Katy is a little broken in the head.

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