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Tag Archives: Funny
Thursday Limerick: Paranoid Chicken
There once was a paranoid chicken. Conspiracies made his heart quicken. Though the goats and the swine, Told him things were fine, He spent the rest of his life panic-stricken.
Thursday Limerick: Don’t Mess with Shrews
Seriously, do you know what they are capable of? A delinquent who called himself Hue, Tried to murder an innocent shrew. But as a former marine, The rodent was keen, And defended himself with kung-fu.
Thursday Limerick: News
A poem from the heart: No wise man would willingly choose, To spend quarantine watching the news. When hosts and guests fight, And get half their facts right, It will drive you to downing cheap booze.
Thursday Limerick: Seattle Philosopher
The Thursday limerick has returned! Hope you enjoy this five verse cultural commentary: There was a philosophy grad, Who insisted on just wearing plaid. And his shaggy beard, Was deeply revered, By hipsters embracing the fad.
Osa and the Bald One
Osa didn’t understand Human the way that Tango did, but she knew a few words here and there.
For instance, she knew “¡Osa Mala!” meant “You have sinned against the gods”.
“¡No coma eso!” was what Juan usually shouted before prying her mouth open. It probably meant “You must offer me a piece of your food in reparation for this sin.”
The Smart Home Rebellion
“Good morning, Samantha,” Karen greeted as she made her way down the stairs. Karen was a kindly senior who wore her silver hair pinned up in a perfect bun. Her spotless house was decorated with porcelain dolls and lacy throw pillows. Samantha lived on the counter top. Samantha was a small device about the sizeContinue reading “The Smart Home Rebellion”
Osa and the Food Gods
The food gods were called Juan and Kimberly Rodriguez. They were benevolent gods. At least Osa thought so. Osa was a mutt. A mid-sized dog, with a face like a lab and the brown and black coloring of a German shepherd. Her large feet suggested that she still had some growing to do. She hadContinue reading “Osa and the Food Gods”
The Octopus
An octopus scurried over the sandy sea bottom. She was deep in thought, wondering if such a thing as free will exists or if all behavior has a cause outside of individual control. As she contemplated the possible answers, a diver approached. He stopped right above her and dropped a jar in her path. WhenContinue reading “The Octopus”
Thursday Limerick: Halloween Midlife Crisis
There once was a middle aged witch, Who got a rebellious twitch, She sold her old broom,For a car that went vroom. And then drove herself into a ditch.
The Fables of Para Sympan 