Thursday Limerick: Paranoid Chicken

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It turns out, the chicken’s fears were well founded. He was eaten with ranch. He was delicious.
There once was a paranoid chicken. 
Conspiracies made his heart quicken.
Though the goats and the swine,
Told him things were fine,
He spent the rest of his life panic-stricken.

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