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Category Archives: poetry
Thursday Limerick: Culture Bug
There once was a well cultured ant. Who liked Van Gogh and Rembrandt. To the museum she went, And though long hours spent, Found it unbearably scant.
Thursday Limerick: Married Life
The season of pumpkins is near, And my husband is bursting with cheer. He is eager to see, Spooks and gore on TV. I’ll grab a book and disappear. I’ve thwarted his every attempt to get me into horror. Okay, I watched like one scary movie once. Maybe two, but nothing too gory. Maybe justContinue reading “Thursday Limerick: Married Life”
Thursday Limerick: Dan is Awesome
When a sea lion needed some help, Constructing a house made of kelp. A contractor named Dan, Helped him realize his plan. And was hence reviewed fondly on Yelp. Five Stars: Called 15 places trying to find someone to help me with this project. Dan was the only one willing to build under water. HeContinue reading “Thursday Limerick: Dan is Awesome”
Thursday Limerick: Raccoon Platoon
A sneaky and cunning raccoon, Stole some trash mid afternoon. Exceptionally keen, The raccoon was not seen, And escaped to his waiting platoon.
Thursday Limerick: The Cowardly Hare
There once was a cowardly hare, Who decided to go to the fair. A small Ferris wheel, Made him tremble and squeal, And frightened him beyond repair.
Thursday Limerick: Sheep
When Jason found he couldn’t sleep, He decided to hire some sheep. But they ate up his throw, So he told them to go. And swore ’cause they didn’t come cheap. He should have looked at their Yelp reviews.
Thursday Limerick: Lock Your Car
When alien’s decided to land, They left their spacecraft unmanned. Teens entered the ship, And took it for a trip, Which is not what the aliens planned.
Thursday Limerick: Expensive Taste
The ducks at the lake were all fed, A diet of crumbly bread. They found it a bore, And petitioned for more, And were given fish eggs instead. Only the most expensive caviar would do.
Thursday Limerick: Don’t drink and drive.
A gnome went to happy hour, But it made his stomach feel sour. He called his friend Jerome, To get a ride home, And then took a freezing cold shower. Don’t drink and drive. Even if the thing you’re driving is a giant snail. …What does a snail look like when it’s swerving? …Could aContinue reading “Thursday Limerick: Don’t drink and drive.”
The Fables of Para Sympan 