Thursday Limerick: Don’t drink and drive.

A gnome went to happy hour, 
But it made his stomach feel sour. 
He called his friend Jerome, 
To get a ride home, 
And then took a freezing cold shower. 

Don’t drink and drive. Even if the thing you’re driving is a giant snail.

…What does a snail look like when it’s swerving?

…Could a gnome really be injured if it were hit by a snail?

…What do police snails look like? Are they faster than normal snails?

I shouldn’t have written this one. I broke my own brain.

Published by Katy Campbell

Katy is a little broken in the head.

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