A gnome went to happy hour, But it made his stomach feel sour. He called his friend Jerome, To get a ride home, And then took a freezing cold shower.
Don’t drink and drive. Even if the thing you’re driving is a giant snail.
…What does a snail look like when it’s swerving?
…Could a gnome really be injured if it were hit by a snail?
…What do police snails look like? Are they faster than normal snails?
I shouldn’t have written this one. I broke my own brain.