Katy Campbell

New Short Story (Written by a Robot)

Instead of doing a limerick this week, I decided to give you all a new short. I fed every story on my website into the Botnik predictive keyboard. The result is beautiful. I think I might just give up writing and let AIs do it from now on. Here you go: The people of HelevinaContinue reading “New Short Story (Written by a Robot)”

Thursday Limerick: The Hipster

Here is your random limerick for the week. A hipster named Jose once said,He would only eat organic bread. When a famine came ’round, And none could be found, He was pesticide free and yet dead. You’re welcome!

Thursday Limerick: Challenge

I recently asked my FaceBook friends to provide me with random topics. I had to create a limerick for each topic provided. Below are the results: Topic One: Getting a Root Canal I know a fellow named Dwayne, whose tooth was in horrible pain, He neglected to brush, and it filled up with pus, soContinue reading “Thursday Limerick: Challenge”

Thursday Limerick: The Developer

Happy Thursday. Here is a random limerick: Developing software is tough, And Susan had quite enough, So she changed up her code, made the server explode, And was pleased with her blatant rebuff.

The Origin of Gremlins

He had a strict routine for irritating people. He would begin his day going into one stall in every restroom across the terminal and shredding an entire roll of toilet paper.

Updates and FYIs

Happy 4th Folks! Wanted to give you all a quick update. On July 7th, I will be publishing my next short story as planned. Then I am going to take a summer break until Oct. 7th (when I will post my Halloween story). What will I be doing in August and September? A couple ofContinue reading “Updates and FYIs”

Free E-Book Available!

I combined all my Alexander stories into a novella which you can download for the e-reader of your choice here: https://dl.bookfunnel.com/9gsbxx8d5n Happy reading, everyone!

How to Fight a Fairy Part 2.2

Alexander made a mark on the wall every morning, counting the days of his captivity. The more scratches he made, the more he longed for human companionship.

How to Fight a Fairy Part 2.1

Alexander thought back to the day they parted ways. They held each other for such a long time that Filbert and Florian had to pull them apart, scolding them, and telling them that they had been married too long to be so much in love.

How to Fight a Fairy Part 1

STOP! Don’t read this until you’ve read: How to Kill a King How to Avoid Assassination How to Bond with Barbarians Are you all caught up? Okay, you now have my permission to proceed. (Not that you need my permission. I’m not your mom or anything. I just don’t want you to be confused.) “Let’sContinue reading “How to Fight a Fairy Part 1”