That never-ending Zoom, Was filling Jo's workday with gloom. She was filled with despair, Wondering why she was there, and dropped to avoid certain doom.
It’s hard to walk upright on your tail fins. Patience is appreciated.
There once was a land roaming fish, Who smashed an old woman's best dish. A responsible bloke, He replaced what he broke, Engraved with the lady's name--Trish.
If health you wish to renew, You shouldn't be eating fondue. It will taste so good, You'll eat more than you should, And illness will shortly accrue.
Don’t mock owls, especially if you are lower on the food chain.
There once was a featherless owl. Who was mocked by the neighboring fowl. He attacked and he ate. Thought they tasted great! And cleaned off his beak with a towel.
If an unverified internet source, Suggests you enroll in a course. This must be ignored, Or you will be floored, When the subject it teaches is morse.
Don’t be fooled! Some online courses are outdated. Some are very outdated.
There once was a paranoid chicken. Conspiracies made his heart quicken. Though the goats and the swine, Told him things were fine, He spent the rest of his life panic-stricken.
Seriously, do you know what they are capable of?
A delinquent who called himself Hue, Tried to murder an innocent shrew. But as a former marine, The rodent was keen, And defended himself with kung-fu.
There once was a covetous duck, Who longed for his neighbor's new truck. With intention to take, He released the brake, And ended up running amuck.
A poem from the heart:
No wise man would willingly choose, To spend quarantine watching the news. When hosts and guests fight, And get half their facts right, It will drive you to downing cheap booze.
There once was an arrogant snake, Who thought he could make no mistake. But when he ran and won, And his term had begun, His excellence was proven fake.
Democrats: “Oh we know who this is about.”
Republicans: “We know who this is actually about.”
Me: “Oh, you thought this was a metaphor for some actual human politician? No. This is literally about a snake who ran for office. See figure A.” *Rolls eyes*