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Thursday Limerick: Don’t Steal from Santa

There once was a fellow named Bill, A cookie he’d fight for and kill. He was so filled with hate, He stole from Santa’s plate, And what he got for Christmas was nil.

Posted byKaty CampbellDecember 16, 2021Posted inpoetryTags:Christmas, Funny, funny poems, holidays, Humor, limerick, poetry, santaLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Don’t Steal from Santa

Thursday Limerick: Manta

In the aquarium in Atlanta, Resided a ravenous manta. He wanted more fish, To add to his dish, So he wrote a letter to Santa. There are like two words that rhyme with “Santa” but by an amazing stroke of luck, there is an aquarium with manta rays in Georgia.

Posted byKaty CampbellDecember 2, 2021Posted inHumor, poetryTags:atlanta, Funny, funny poems, Humor, limerick, Manta, poetry, santaLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Manta

Thursday Limerick: Don’t Mess with Santa!

Bill was both cruel and naive. And stayed up all night Christmas Eve. His cunning plan, was to catch the fat man. But Bill’s family was destined to grieve.

Posted byKaty CampbellDecember 24, 2020December 23, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:Christmas eve, funny poems, holiday, Humor, limerick, poem, santaLeave a comment on Thursday Limerick: Don’t Mess with Santa!

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