Thursday Limerick: Random Research

A scientist applied for some grants,
So she could teach bugs to wear pants.
But she was denied, 
And the reason supplied:
It is impractical to dress ants.

This experiment raises important questions like when making pants for insects, do you add four or six leg holes? I’m thinking maybe the first set of legs should be considered arms. It could also be that insects have four arms and two legs, in which case you’d need to make them four-armed sweaters and two-legged pants…

(Katy stares into the abyss pondering life’s most important questions.)