Thursday Limerick: More Evidence that Lobsters are Jerks

There once was a lobster named Brad, 
Who decided that he would wear plaid.
But his fellows mocked, 
And the lobster was shocked, 
And continued through life unclad. 

I don’t know why I am hating on lobsters this week. A lobster never once wronged me, aside from freaking me out slightly at the aquarium. Maybe I’m the jerk?

(Katy takes a long moment to reflect.)

Published by Katy Campbell

Katy is a little broken in the head.

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