(Written after several days of trying to keep a Venus Fly Trap alive. Someone please explain how those things survive in the wild, without people to bring them their distilled water and soy lattes?!?! Freakin’ diva plant!)
Why do plants that I want always die,
While the ones that I don't, multiply?
No matter how hard I strive,
To keep good ones alive,
They always refuse to comply.
The Fables of Para Sympan 