There once was an arrogant snake, Who thought he could make no mistake. But when he ran and won, And his term had begun, His excellence was proven fake.
Democrats: “Oh we know who this is about.”
Republicans: “We know who this is actually about.”
Me: “Oh, you thought this was a metaphor for some actual human politician? No. This is literally about a snake who ran for office. See figure A.” *Rolls eyes*
The Fables of Para Sympan 