I asked my four year old what to write a limerick about today. She said: “Pumpkin eating skeletons.” Here you go:
They say skeletons are scary,
And when passing one, you should be wary,
But a skeleton's only goal,
Is to eat pumpkins whole.
They seldom leave the cemetery.
*Correction: I read this to my four-year-old and she told me skeletons actually eat pumpkins one bite at a time, rendering this completely unrealistic. I have failed you all.
The Fables of Para Sympan 