Thursday Limerick: The Skeleton

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I asked my four year old what to write a limerick about today. She said: “Pumpkin eating skeletons.” Here you go:

They say skeletons are scary,
And when passing one, you should be wary,
But a skeleton's only goal,
Is to eat pumpkins whole.
They seldom leave the cemetery.

*Correction: I read this to my four-year-old and she told me skeletons actually eat pumpkins one bite at a time, rendering this completely unrealistic. I have failed you all.

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