I’ve just launched my new book, The Canadian Nights.
Description: The president of the United States has a giant red button on his desk. If he ever chose to push this button, it would send the world into chaos. This button is for emergencies only and is designed to break the internet. How do I know this button exists? Please, everyone knows it exists. In The Canadian Nights, this infamous button is pressed while the Canadian prime minister is live streaming a hockey game. Without hockey to vent his pent-up aggression, the Canadian prime minister snaps. He stops saying “please” and “thank you”. He pushes passed people without saying “excuse me”. He even litters. That’s right he drops a gum wrapper on the sidewalk and doesn’t pick it up. Worst of all, he has all US citizens on Canadian soil arrested and declares he will throw one to a horde of angry beavers every day until the President restores the internet. But one brave US citizen, Amala Patel, comes up with a plan to stop the carnage. She volunteers to be the next victim on the condition that the prime minister listen to her tell a story before her mauling. The bored, internet-starved prime minister agrees and becomes so enthralled by her fables that he continually postpones her mauling so he can hear more. The Canadian Nights is a compilation of Amala’s sixteen best fables.
Warning: may contain Canada jokes.
The fables mentioned will be familiar to you if you’ve been following my blog for a while. They include many of the short stories I’ve shared over the past couple of years and include: Elves vs. Elves, Osa and the Food Gods, and more!
The ebook is now available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and BookBaby. Paperback is available through BookBaby.
But wait! There’s more! If you don’t like spending money, you can get a free ebook for a limited time in exchange for an honest review! Sign up here.
Okay, that’s all I’ve got! Please return to your cat videos.
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Katy – CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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From: The Fables of Para Sympan
Reply-To: The Fables of Para Sympan
Date: Thursday, July 22, 2021 at 7:46 PM
To: Ken Sharrar
Subject: [New post] New Book Release!
Katy Campbell posted: ” Big news! I’ve just launched my new book, The Canadian Nights. Description: The president of the United States has a giant red button on his desk. If he ever chose to push this button, it would send the world into chaos. This button is for emerg”